Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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