He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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