It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
third nipple confirmed
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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