you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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