I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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