using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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