I'd wear matching sweaters with you
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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