Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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