But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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