2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
COCAINE IS GR8
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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