I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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