He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize