Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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