I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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