He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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