well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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