FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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