The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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