the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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