so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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