You don't have asthma, your pregnant
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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