We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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