Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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