I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
