I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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