As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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