is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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