plz talk dirty to me
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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