I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
