I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I need water and some morals
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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