omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
too bad you live with your parents still
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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