They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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