dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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