My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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