Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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