the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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