none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just google imaged poop.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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