This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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