He is an equal opportunity slut.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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