Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She told me I should be a condom model.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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