Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
it glows. i had to have it.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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