I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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