They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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