But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
