you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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