You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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