i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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