Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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