let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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