i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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