i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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