you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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