If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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