You work out of a Hotel?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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