Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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